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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>I Love Texas</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ilovetexas)</generator><link>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>My New Hero</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/Au9ZGwBp9evt3820e8OA2Agio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My New Hero&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/53882927</link><guid>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/53882927</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:31:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>“Please, please, please come to Houston!
After Atlanta,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/Au9ZGwBp9elml1s39F5xCxC5o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Please, please, please come to Houston!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After Atlanta, Cleveland, and Los Angeles, I miss you guys so much!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You really spoiled me!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;PS If you open a store in say, Austin, before you do in Houston, I’ll take it personally!”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/52826526</link><guid>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/52826526</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:31:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>How I'm preparing for the next Great Depression:</title><description>cellophaneflowers:


tylercoates:
It involves the four bottles of three-dollar wine I bought at...</description><link>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/52776800</link><guid>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/52776800</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:01:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>cellophaneflowers:


henryeatspeople:

This bitch’s milkshake is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/UFbqZhs0leijnlyrv4fWeVpoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cellophaneflowers.tumblr.com/post/52491503/henryeatspeople-this-bitchs-milkshake-is" target="_blank"&gt;cellophaneflowers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://henryeatspeople.tumblr.com/post/52490911/this-bitchs-milkshake-is-bringin-all-the-boys-to" target="_blank"&gt;henryeatspeople&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This bitch’s milkshake is bringin’ ALL the boys to the yard.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(sorry, couldn’t resist)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;



Ditto!</description><link>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/52776038</link><guid>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/52776038</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:56:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>cellophaneflowers:


Middletown, Ohio
“A 32-year-old woman was...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/04eWK4Smgeiz7m7fDDEHrhV5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cellophaneflowers.tumblr.com/post/52537062/middletown-ohio-a-32-year-old-woman-was" target="_blank"&gt;cellophaneflowers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;Middletown, Ohio&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“A 32-year-old woman was sentenced to a month in the Middletown Jail Monday after she was arrested and charged with chasing children, blocking traffic and yelling at police - all while wearing a cow costume.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Apparently, she also urinated on a neighbor’s porch while wearing the costume, and wore it again when she appeared for sentencing earlier today.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;



I WISH this happened here!!!</description><link>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/52775863</link><guid>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/52775863</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:55:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Post Turtle Palin</title><description>ltlnty:

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a...</description><link>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/52774674</link><guid>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/52774674</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:47:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/Au9ZGwBp9el6077lma5lxNANo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/52774609</link><guid>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/52774609</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:47:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>@ Chain place in the suburbs</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/Au9ZGwBp9drsw1dgQj830RQE_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;@ Chain place in the suburbs&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/49801715</link><guid>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/49801715</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:34:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"67 percent of the people officers shocked were black, while encounters with black suspects made up..."</title><description>“67 percent of the people officers shocked were black, while encounters with black suspects...</description><link>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/49362640</link><guid>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/49362640</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:58:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"“I guess he really just didn’t know how to express his emotions,” said Cathy..."</title><description>““I guess he really just didn’t know how to express his emotions,” said...</description><link>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/49362103</link><guid>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/49362103</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:51:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>“Your late-term abortion center will do to babies what...</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://services.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/716758716" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=1776541577&amp;playerId=716758716&amp;viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://console.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&amp;servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&amp;cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&amp;domain=embed&amp;autoStart=false&amp;" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="339" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swliveconnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/chronicle/5990832.html"&gt;“Your late-term abortion center will do to babies what Auschwitz did to Jews.”&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/49361128</link><guid>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/49361128</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:42:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Saturday, Oct 25 - Geogia @ LSU</title><description>Saturday, Oct 25 - Geogia @ LSU: Dare I walk into this establishment wearing any UGA...</description><link>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/48827957</link><guid>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/48827957</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 01:07:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/Au9ZGwBp9dhxxgqiBo2Atmca_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/48827130</link><guid>http://ilovetexas.tumblr.com/post/48827130</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:58:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Inspectors also visited Ruggles on September 2. The place was cited for failure to clean..."</title><description>“Inspectors also visited Ruggles on September 2. 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&lt;p&gt;“He has denied any wrongdoing. His wife… told [Detective Price] that authorities might be mistaking what the young girls saw when stumbling upon Bowie watching some pornographic movies at night as having happened to them.”&lt;/p&gt;
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